Is it their safety record?
Nope, it’s pretty good.
Is it their baggage fees?
Nah, hey it’s only money.
How about their on time record?
Naw…I’m not in that much of a hurry.
It must be their destination terminals?
Negative. They fly just about everywhere I go.
OK, then why won’t you fly U.S. Airways?
Cuz I might have to sit next to this guy…….
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