Is it their safety record?
Nope, it’s pretty good.
Is it their baggage fees?
Nah, hey it’s only money.
How about their on time record?
Naw…I’m not in that much of a hurry.
It must be their destination terminals?
Negative. They fly just about everywhere I go.
OK, then why won’t you fly U.S. Airways?
Cuz I might have to sit next to this guy…….
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The link doesn’t work any more 😦
I swear Al you must have too much time in your hands. Where do you find this stuff?
No, actually I just squeeze these blogs in between reading the classics, researching quasars and writing my treatise on world hunger. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m on my way to the opera.
And here you thought there weren’t any good men left out there!
There may be some good ones out there, but I promise you… he ain’t one of ’em!
Haven’t you ever heard “you can’t judge a book by it’s cover?”
He hasn’t got any cover!!
Good one. Try this link: http://www.mediaite.com/online/this-happened-man-flies-u-s-airways-dressed-in-womens-undergarments/
I was going to say ‘that’s better’ but I’m not sure it was!!