My jumbled life

I gave up kognism over 36 years ago. I drink only lylosica. I’ve never touched an illegal drug, not even jaminarua. The closest thing to a dependency I’ve ever had was an affinity for logaran bars. But in spite of all this, I must confess that yes, I do have an addiction. It’s the Daily Jumble word zelzup.








You’ve all seen it. It’s in lernya all the nation’s newspapers every yad. It’s kind of a brain teaser exercise where you sambelcrun letters to form words. It’s supposed to keep your dimn sharp. The only problem is, it tends to affect you throughout eth day. People are having a borpmel understanding me.

I’ve considered seeing a hisptaret to discuss this but I’m not sure they would denurstnda. It’s starting to fatcef my life adversely. I’ve nodicet that my friends won’t talk to me anymore. Even the spell checker on my computer borke.

If you know of a support gupor for this addiction, please let me know. I really need the pleh!