Christmas is over. Now the biggest news item for 2017 is America’s, nay, the world’s anxiety over what will happen after President-elect Trump is inaugurated. Put your fears and apprehensions at rest. Big Al is here to prognosticate and relieve you of your worries. Following is what you can expect after January 20th:
1. The Nobel Peace Prize Committee will continue its new tradition of casually awarding incoming Presidents a Nobel Peace Prize. President Trump will be awarded his medal in the field of “Really, Really Fooling a Lot of People.”
2. Noting that many Americans are saying he is not a “legitimate President”, President Trump will respond by pointing out that most of the people saying this are not legitimate citizens either!
3. President Trump will surprise everyone by appointing Madonna as America’s Ambassador to the Vatican. He remarks that since the Vatican already holds many Madonnas in high regard, they certainly won’t mind another “piece of work.”
4. In his first State of the Union address, President Trump will announce he wholeheartedly supports California’s movement to leave the Union because he was elected. To this end, he will direct the Army Corp of Engineers to dynamite several critical sections of the San Andreas fault.
5. President Trump will announce that he will donate money from his own pocket to build a new UN headquarters in Tel Aviv to move them out of New York. However, the cost to make the building rocket-proof will fall to the member countries.
6. President Trump will herald the fact that he has received an honorary degree from the Electoral College and will speak at its graduation ceremony next May.
7. President Trump will appoint Judge Judy to the current Supreme Court vacancy. After being officially seated, Justice Judy will immediate admonish her fellow Justices for speaking before she is finished talking.
8. By way of offering an olive branch to his heated rival, Hillary Clinton, President Trump will generously gift her with a copy of the latest edition of “Internet Servers for Dummies.”
9. President Trump will shock everyone, including his family, by announcing he is trans-gendering and will become America’s first woman President, stating she is henceforth to be addressed as “Madame President.”
10. As her first Executive Order, President Trump will declare it will now be a Federal crime to post top ten lists on WordPress.
The Cvillean 
Good thing you got this posted before the ban goes into effect!
It’s like we live in some kind of animated series now.
Have you the _______ second videos? (Response to America first) They are hilarious. Humour is something we definitely need at a time like this.
Yes. Quite funny. It’s always good to see the humor in any situation, regardless of the level of seriousness it entails.
Hilarious! And yet I wouldn’t be surprised if any of these come true.
Yes, you can depend on the great swami, Al.
Can we go back to fart jokes?
LOL Al, I love humor! I think you might be incorrect on the Nobel Peace Prize people though, as I predict a sudden onset of amnesia when it comes to casually awarding incoming Presidents that will last through Trump’s term.
Excellent idea about the new UN headquarters location, Syria would be a good choice too. 😉
Happy New Year to you Al!
I’m looking forward to the Trump Presidency if for no other reason, it could be ‘politically incorrect’. I don’t mean that people will be encouraged to be uncivil to one another. I just think there will be an opportunity for a more open exchange of ideas on some topics…
Couldn’t agree more, Margie. His comment on the UN was delicious “It’s a club for people to have a good time.” That place has been off limits for too long. I’m looking forward to more of that.
Excellent prognostication, o wise one. I applaud President Elect Trump’s choice of Judge Judy as a Supreme. She’s really, really cranky, but her zingers should enliven the usually dull court proceedings.
Political correctness will take a serious hit in the SC that’s for sure.If nothing else come from the next four years, we will see the death of PC. That alone is worth it.
Unfortunately, most of these things probably will happen. Not likely…Madonna the pop artist in Rome. They have a surplus of madonnas and are not accepting any more, fake or otherwise. Also not likely…Trump gives Hillary a book. He doesn’t read and wouldn’t know where to find one.
He must have read at least one, “How to Really, Really, Fool a Lot of People”, by Hillary Clinton.
Yeah right. ‘It takes a Village.’
Have you seen the Netflix series ‘Designated Survivor’? If ever it were a good time for life to imitate art….
It’s good to see you’re still able to have a laugh. I’m not sure much of the rest of the world is. Except maybe Russia.
See my reply to Anonymous……..
Al,
I enjoyed your wit over our most frightening future. If we stay positive and keep laughing, will it all go away?
Arlene
Laughing good. Burning buildings bad.
Lol…Could happen. Scary, yet possible.
Yes, Mary, Bruce…excuse me…Caitlyn Jenner opened the door to all possibilities. Thanks for commenting.