I’ve decided enough is enough. I’m tired of my lack of posts on this blog and damn it, I’m going to do something about it. Hence this new category…..Limericks.
My goal is to post 3 or 4 times a week, if not more. Using current events, news, sports, entertainment, culture and what ever else comes in to my warped mind, I will post my take in Limerick form.
I see two advantages, one for me and one for you. I will not struggle to post as much and you will not spend as much of your valuable time reading through the pap I call my blog.
Of course, if I do get a brainstorm that requires greater prose I will continue to write a full article. But judging from these last several months, you shouldn’t be subjected to that very often.
Oh, and feel free to comment in limerick form. It’s quite fun.
For my first entry:
Get both of your shots, I was tasked
So I did what the government asked
Then “Delta” came round
And again I’ll be bound
To go out uncomfortably masked.
I wish they would make up their mind
As I’m starting to feel disinclined
To follow a doctor
Who’s more like a proctor
He’s turned our lives into a grind.
If immunity comes to the masses
And this fiasco finally passes
History will show
What we already know
That the government’s full of dumbasses.
Very interesting. I’ll stay tuned for limericks.
Your wish is my command!
Love it!!
Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes I go overboard. But thanks, Sarah.
Love it…. a great idea and limerick. ❤
I once met a girl named Jane
While in England, we rode on a train
To King Henry’s castles
Like one of his vassals
A memory now fixed in my brain.
❤ A heart memory forever, my Bro. xXx
I very much enjoyed your rhyme
About those that spend their time
In Washington sitting
And never admitting
They are trying to spend my last dime
You’ve hit the nail on the head
There’s nothing more that I dread
Than Congress in session
It gives me depression
They should mind their own business instead.
LOL You win.
I wish I had your talent for poetry! I did some research though and offer this from ‘Sandra from Brighton’
Can you imagine at the end of Corona?
When we all emerge from our coma
Oh what a fright
When we all unite
And everyone’s hairy, fat and finally sober?
Yes, I noticed a paucity of selfies lately. Hmmmm….
I love your limericks!
You’re in luck. I’ve got a million of ’em.