If you swear never to be resolute, haven’t you just been resolute?
If you decide that you’re indecisive, isn’t that being decisive?
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn’t the best way be to not torture themselves?
If there’s an exception to every rule, doesn’t the exception to that rule mean there are no exceptions?
If you try to fail and succeed, which did you just do?
Who do you send someone to for treating an addiction to counseling?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
What exactly is a hacky, and why does it have to be in a sack?
Why did Sally sell seashells at the seashore when anyone could just pick up their own?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Who was in the kitchen with Dinah?
Isn’t reading a self-help book defeating the purpose?
Are atheists immune from “acts of God”?
Why isn’t the word “lisp” spelled lithp?
Is there a synonym for “synonym”?
What if the “Hokey-Pokey” is what it’s all about?
If you’re clinically diagnosed with kleptomania, isn’t it alright to take something for it?
If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, are there hostages?
If a doctor tells you that you have insomnia, should you lose sleep over it?
How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why isn’t “abbreviations” the shortest word in this entire list instead of the longest?
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
What year did Jesus think it was?
Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
If all that glitters is not gold, is gold not gold since it glitters?
How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
Why is it called a driveway when all you do is park in it?
Why is it called a parkway when all you do is drive on it?
What is the speed of dark?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it called a “sun room” when you build it to be in the shade?
If you pour root beer into a square glass, does it become just beer?
Why isn’t the Air and Space Museum empty?
If a snail loses its shell, does it become more or less sluggish?
Do twins ever think about which one of them was not planned?
Which letter is silent in the word “scent.” The “s” or the “c”?
Why is the first piece of luggage on the baggage carousel never claimed?
Just who is Pete? And why do we have to do things for his sake?
Why isn’t a group of squid called a squad?
Why don’t they make decaffeinated coffee tables too?
Why are their interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do people always put in their two cents if it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
How important must you be to be assassinated instead of murdered?
What is the youngest age at which a person can die of “old age”?
The Cvillean 
I still don’t know who lets the bus driver on the bus every morning.
Hope the author can get some sleep, I hope he is fine
Isn’t life technically an std
Yes. With a VERY long incubation period.
If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing or if you swallow it, too?
When you get to my age, just looking at it adds 10 calories. Thanks for the comment Ashleigh.
its actually the feather as
Macaroni was an old slang for something being upper class and rich
Basically, Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his hat and called it gucci
A very reasonable explanation. I wonder how macaroni fell so far as to be considered a poor man’s dinner in this day and age?
why can you drink a drink but not eat a eat?
if you’re at a restaurant and you are waiting for the waiter. aren’t you the waiter?
Why do you ask the waiter for a check at the end of the meal? Clearly you’re not going to get a check you will perhaps be writing a check
Back in the day, that was true. Nowadays you just hand them a credit card and it’s like you really didn’t have to pay for the meal at all.
Isn’t 2021 just 2020 won?
i mean now that i think about it. isnt a slug just a homeless snail?
hjkk
2020 anyone?
no just me?
ok
2021
2022
Ewwww
That’s a horrible clmment
Why you got to be hateful?
When we clap… We are basically hitting ourselves because we are amused or entertained by something.
Why di we abuse ourselves for being happy?
lol bec pain ig everything
You are right. Never thought of that.
Why did your Blog decline my request to Follow because of an invalid email address … but processed a repeat request? 🙂
Have not heard of that before. Looks like you were eventually able to follow, right?
I think so! Just another one of life’s conundrums! 🙂
There is this one question that keeps me up at night, if there is water melon what about earth melon, fire melon and air melon?
Thanks a lot, Siara, just when I was starting to get sleepy……. he, he, he.
As a twin, my mom usually tells us we were both equally unplanned. Think about it. If you want one child and you get two, they’re both 50 percent of a “mistake.” Like if you want just one pack of chips but the vending machine messes up and gives you two, sure it was unplanned but in the end you aren’t gonna complain about getting two bags of chips! The same goes for my mom when thinking about us. Like, hey, i wasn’t planning on this but now i have two children to love!
OMG I’m laiughing so hard
I’d rather take the chips
One question I ask myself is why do people always say Goodbye? What do I have to do to earn a Greatbye?
Good point! Or is it a great point?
it’s a sharp point
Ewwww
That’s a horrible clmment
At what point does a great sword simply become a good sword
I believe the athiests call acts of God just a natural disaster.
I think someone with multiple personalitys (me) does not take hostage because the personalitys are part of us…..so my opinion is No, Thanks!!!
Also had fun reading this Good Job!!!!
I’m thirteen BTW….
Thanks for answering that question, Alexandria. Can you help me with the other 44 now? And thanks for visiting my blog.
Are you 13 tho or is that just one of the personalities 👀👀
This is so funny. I’ll definitely be reading more of your posts. I may also have to buy some square glasses. LOL.
Glad you enjoyed them, Ruth. When you’re awake some night pondering these important questions, give me a shout. Perhaps together we can solve these befuddlements.
Thanks for the visit and comment.
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Good one Jillian. This is why learning English is so difficult.
Loved this. Thanks for the smiles this morning. 🙂
Thanks. I add other thoughts that people suggest. Feel free to send one. (As if I’m not staring at the ceiling enough already!)
Haha If I think of one I’ll let you know.
Why can’t a turtle be both naked AND homeless? Now, I’m worried about the turtle. . .
I LOVED this, Susie’s #Blessed project sent me here and I’m glad I came! You seem like an interesting fellow.
I can’t believe it! I’ve tossed and turned all these many nights (usually between 2 to 4 am) pondering this and you have solved it in one quick reading. You truly are an angel! As for my being interesting, you would get a strong argument against that by most people who know me, but I make them laugh, so there’s that. Welcome to my blog, your nightmare has only just begun!
Now I can’t remember how I ended up here, but definitely got a few laughs from this…
I live to serve.
Definitely the pony :). (No idea why, I just know!!)
Since you are the only one to have tackled this perplexing question, that makes you the expert! I accept your answer unconditionally!
That’s what I like to hear 🙂 Friend for life x
u here in 2020?
2021 brov
2022
2002
its actually the feather as
Macaroni was an old slang for something being upper class and rich
Basically, Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his hat and called it gucci
I see it a bit different and allow me to explain. I believe its the Hat. I have heard that calling something Macaroni is a lot like saying that it is “on fleek” “fire” “good stuff”. so i believe you would use this to exclaim you think your hat is pretty.
In that case, Interpreting’Macaroni’ as ‘Dandy’ (which makes sense given his name was Yankee Doodle Dandy) I think that would make it the feather…. it was adding a ‘Fashionable flair’ to the hat…. so it was ‘Dandy’ to have a feather in your hat
Changed your mind, eh? How will I ever be able to trust you again??
😂
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often
Cleaner, hell. Spotless, I’d say.
But, I ask the jury…….. isn’t it still possible he was referring to the town, or his pony?
Possible….. but less likely having researched the meaning of macaroni….
Definition of macaroni
1 : pasta made from semolina and shaped in the form of slender tubes
2 plural macaronis or macaronies [Macaroni Club, a group of such Englishmen]
a : a member of a class of traveled young Englishmen of the late 18th and early 19th centuries who affected foreign ways
b : an affected young man
This gained a very high score on the “chuckleometer”, I ,love this kind of thing as you know. Now all work will stop until I find out which was the best thing before sliced bread
Glad you like them, ducks. As a reward for making a comment, you get to answer this question: “If you constantly pamper a cow, will the milk be spoiled?”
Boy am I slow. I just started studying your page. I do read every blog though. All that glitters is not gold. Gold glitters. Therefore gold is not gold. I am mixed up now and will probably stay awake tonight. Your questions are better.
Sorry if I have caused your insomnia. Try counting liberals. It puts me right to sleep.
Sleep is just a way for us to relax after a hard day right? So what if we were relaxing all day
One does not want to mess with their Circadian Rhythm. Look what it has done to me! Thanks for the comment, Rachel.
That is a great list! Thanks for sharing. 🙂
LOVED this…. 🙂
Glad you enjoyed and welcome to the blog.
Good. Now we’ll have Facebook to ourselves at 3 in the morning.
Oh my, Al, these are some really tough questions. PLEASE let me know if you find any answers as now I, too, will be staying awake nights pondering…. 😉
Big oof for you