If you swear never to be resolute, haven’t you just been resolute?
If you decide that you’re indecisive, isn’t that being decisive?
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn’t the best way be to not torture themselves?
If there’s an exception to every rule, doesn’t the exception to that rule mean there are no exceptions?
If you try to fail and succeed, which did you just do?
Who do you send someone to for treating an addiction to counseling?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
What exactly is a hacky, and why does it have to be in a sack?
Why did Sally sell seashells at the seashore when anyone could just pick up their own?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Who was in the kitchen with Dinah?
Isn’t reading a self-help book defeating the purpose?
Are atheists immune from “acts of God”?
Why isn’t the word “lisp” spelled lithp?
Is there a synonym for “synonym”?
What if the “Hokey-Pokey” is what it’s all about?
If you’re clinically diagnosed with kleptomania, isn’t it alright to take something for it?
If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, are there hostages?
If a doctor tells you that you have insomnia, should you lose sleep over it?
How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why isn’t “abbreviations” the shortest word in this entire list instead of the longest?
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
What year did Jesus think it was?
Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
If all that glitters is not gold, is gold not gold since it glitters?
How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
Why is it called a driveway when all you do is park in it?
Why is it called a parkway when all you do is drive on it?
What is the speed of dark?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it called a “sun room” when you build it to be in the shade?
If you pour root beer into a square glass, does it become just beer?
Why isn’t the Air and Space Museum empty?
If a snail loses its shell, does it become more or less sluggish?
Do twins ever think about which one of them was not planned?
Which letter is silent in the word “scent.” The “s” or the “c”?
Why is the first piece of luggage on the baggage carousel never claimed?
Just who is Pete? And why do we have to do things for his sake?
Why isn’t a group of squid called a squad?
Why don’t they make decaffeinated coffee tables too?
Why are their interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do people always put in their two cents if it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
How important must you be to be assassinated instead of murdered?
What is the youngest age at which a person can die of “old age”?