1. The sun will rise tomorrow.
2. Politicians will lie to get elected.
3. A root canal procedure is less stressful than a Presidential election cycle.
4. I’m not that sure about #1.
5. If you shop online, that store then invades every aspect of your cyber life……forever!
6. Every single movie ever made has a barking dog in it.
7. If you don’t own a dog, you are not aware of #6.
8. I have been blogging on WordPress for 5 years this month.
9. People were ignoring me long before that.
10. There are no support groups for an addiction to top 10 lists.
The Cvillean 
Congrats on your 5-year blogging anniversary!
We seem to have been blogging for about the same time and been chums for most of it. It saddens me, in some ways, to look down my blogroll and see how many of the people on it are no longer blogging or have vanished into more sensible surroundings but a few of us are left and it is a real pleasure to me that you are one of them 🙂
Same at this end. Peter. Although I feel I have garnered much more wisdom and humor from you than the other way around, I appreciate your loyalty to my efforts. Patty and I are really looking forward to meeting you and your muse soon!
Happy (almost) blogaversary!
Thanks. Come by for some cake!
Congratulations on 5 years of
excellent,
pithy,
interesting,
humorous,
insightful,
compelling,
pleasurable,
refreshing,
engaging,
and
fascinating posts!
Thanks, but are you sure you’ve been reading the right blog?
Well congrats on hitting the 5 year mark Al! I pretty much agree with your list, spot on…..I’m very unsure about #1 myself.
I don’t much worry if the sun comes up, just as long as a Tricia blog does!
Ha! 🙂
I have been trying to manage the two step for years, but it is very difficult while standing on the list! Sorry I am so late… building up my energy for June! 😉
Don’t work too hard, I’m totally uninteresting in person!
Somehow, I do not believe that, Al.
Just remember, there is no politician who can ruin the country in four years.
Does not mean they won’t try!
Unfortunately.
#5 right? It freaks me out!
You remember the verse in Santa Claus is coming to town where it says, “he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake”? That’s what happens with online shopping.
Yes, be freaked out, be very freaked out!
I laughed out loud at #9.
You should. You are one of them.
Lol. Love this list. Have a great weekend.
Thanks, Marie, I will. I plan to watch a lot of dog movies.
I love all lists except “to do” lists
Agreed. And there’s never just 10 items on them!
#11 Auto-correct and fat thumbs will always stuff up your online comment.
A cure for addiction to Top 10 lists is to write a Top 10 list and pit a eleven things on it. Then see who notices.
Once, a friend sent me a Top 10 list that had 20 things in it and she hadn’t even noticed. Sometimes I worry about #1 too.
I think you’re on to something. But before I do, is there a support group for addiction to top eleven lists?
I think for that you’d need the Top Twelve Step Program.