Is it their safety record?

Nope, it’s pretty good.

Is it their baggage fees?

Nah, hey it’s only money.

How about their on time record?

Naw…I’m not in that much of a hurry.

It must be their destination terminals?

Negative. They fly just about everywhere I go.

OK, then why won’t you fly U.S. Airways?

Cuz I might have to sit next to this guy…….

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http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/06/22/2278892/us-airways-lets-man-in-womens.html