We can send men to the moon and back! We can land a spacecraft on a zooming comet! We can look billions of years into the past! Why can’t we invent a bra that unfastens itself……wait!……never mind.
The pressure’s on guys. No longer will those cheesy pick up lines do the trick. It’s got to be the real deal or it’s no deal. And if you do get past level one with honest emotion and sensitivity, get ready for step two…..techno-panties that can detect the quality of your genes. You know they’re coming….