>Moral: A stolen stone gathers no moss –but the cops do.


This is a mugshot of Gregory Liascos, who was recently arrested for breaking into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals in Oregon.

Police found Liascos drilling through the men’s room wall in an attempt to get to the museum’s quarter million dollar gold collection. They assume Liascos was thinking he would blend in with the exhibits, you know, sort of a “cloak of invisibility” approach.

On a more positive note, Liascos hopes to be released in time to market his disguise for Halloween.  Advertising slogan: “Be the first in your neighborhood to go as a bird’s nest”. My guess is it will lay an egg.