Top ten reasons why top ten lists should be banned from WordPress….

10. No blogger worth his/her salt would ever do a top ten list.
9.   Slacker bloggers will do a top ten list just to get a quick post.
8.   Some slackers have difficulty thinking of ten reasons.
7.   Slackers will ask a question and count it as a reason.
6.   It gives slackers an excuse to post a blog.
5.   Some slackers have difficulty thinking of ten reasons.
4.   A slacker will repeat a reason just to fill out his top ten list.
3.   Did I mention that some slackers will ask a question and count it as a reason?
2.   At this point, slackers only have to think of one more reason.

And finally, the number one reason that top ten list should be banned from WordPress…

1.   As evidenced by the time you have just wasted, they are extremely irritating.