You all know me. You know I like to keep my readers abreast on current events. I don’t look at you as a bunch of boobs, but rather as loyal readers to whom I owe something in return. Kind of “tit for tat” you might say. I know somewhere deep in your bosom, you count on me for enlightenment. Why, some have even said reading my blog is almost a titillating experience. Sure, there are some who knock my efforts, but the world has always been full of knockers has it not?
In view of the above, I feel compelled to tell you about the following ad on Craigslist:
Of course, I will leave it to you ladies to decide if this is for you. Not to exclude the guys, but there is no mention in the ad whether or not this “Edgar Cayce of mammaries” can also channel man boobs. In any case, if you’re into knowing the future as well as needing a breast check-up, here’s your chance. And talk about the price being right! I don’t know what a mammogram costs, but I’m guessing they’re not free.
From the testimonials, it looks like a “Satisfaction Guaranteed” offer. A little short on time? Got to get back to the office right away? Not a problem for “The Great Presskin.” He offers something all other breast readers, psychic or otherwise, are very reluctant to do. A speed reading. He’s also quite flexible and will help you jiggle your schedule if need be.
So there you have it. Another reason Craigslist is the go to forum for today’s busy woman. The woman who just doesn’t have time for the future to actually get here.
Out of curiosity, I’d love to know how these readings work out. For those of you who do answer this ad, please email me. I’d like to treat you all to dinner to find out if it was an uplifting experience for you. Shall we say…. next Saturday….8:00pm…..Hooters?