In my constant efforts to keep my readers abreast of all things weird, I submit to you this titillating news from Tampa, Florida. A young woman has surgically added a third breast.
Having been turned down by over 50 doctors, she finally found a quack medical professional who would throw ethics and medical malpractice to the wind while totally ignoring the Hippocratic Oath, more specifically, the “first do no harm” part. Yet, in spite of this, the real boob in this story goes unnamed.
Anyway, the 21-year-old woman, Jasmine Tridevil, (and no, I did not make that name up) purports to have made this decision because she didn’t want to date anymore and wanted to be unattractive to men. Seemingly oblivious to what attracts the shallower sex in the first place, she’ll now have even more difficulty accomplishing that goal. Apparently unaware of her choice to “just say no” when asked out on a date, Jasmine instead opted for the $20,000 surgery.
Taking the already suspect plastic surgery part of medicine to new lows, the “doctor” used a silicone implant and skin from her abdomen to fashion this new breast to her already ample bosom. Unfortunately, the “physician” was not able to recreate the nipple. No problem, Jasmine had one tattooed on.
As one might expect, she reports that her parents are ashamed, extremely upset and are no longer speaking to her. Not wanting your daughter to maim, disfigure and expose herself to public ridicule? Talk about your total lack of open-mindedness.
Further on in the article we find out the real reason for this, money. (Isn’t it always?) Seems Jasmine is having a camera crew follow her around in hopes of having a reality show of her own. Not to be too critical here, but doesn’t this make Honey Boo Boo’s mother look like a candidate for the Pulitzer prize in TV journalism?
This story is sad and reeks of mental health issues . But there you have it. I report, you decide.
The Cvillean 
PS who rated this 1 star??
Not sure, maybe it was her?
Maybe it was WordPress… out to get revenge on the president of the NBFP club?
Sounds like a wannabe ‘famous person’ Also lots of evidence that its a hoax… I like this headline: More Evidence The Triple Breasted Woman Has Been ‘Busted’ As A Fraud
Yeah, and I was suckled right in!
lol…. groan
Lost for words…. Hugs for you X
Same here. I used them all up writing this blog.
I have some extra belly flab, wonder how many I could get out of that.
LOL. You’re stretching the truth there, Patti, but there’s something to your comment. We donate organs, why not cellulite?
Oh. My. Goodness. Just when you think we can’t sink any lower as a society… Your Honey Boo-boo line was spot-on, Al.
Someone’s always willing to take it a notch lower. 15 minutes and all that, you know.
Kinda bring a new meaning to triple D bras… I’m constantly amazed at the stories you find to share with us Al. Do you have a Private Eye working for you, or do you do your own investigating? I’m sure you had to check this story out in person…
I live a double life in the sordid underbelly of society, you’re the first person I’ve told.
Well, All, I’m honored…or scared, maybe both! 😉
Ouch and triple Ouch! Utter nuts.
I think we might have some breeding problems here in the states, Marie.
Al, I hear it is a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp
I’m starting to see that in other news accounts. Either way, it’s beyond sick.
What a weird person! With a ll the publicity in the past year or so about plastic boobs, to debliberately have a third sewn on is ludicrous. All I can say is that she must be a few pence short of a shilling in the brain dept…..stupid silly girl…she will
live to regret such stupidity
I don’t know my British monetary terms like I should, Patrecia, but I think you are saying she is a couple of bricks shy of a full load. I suppose she thinks she can have this reversed if need be, but the psychological damage with her family and herself is already done.
I saw a cartoon on Facebook about a 3-berated woman and thought it was a joke. I agree with you the doc is quackery and she is too. So sad.
That’s breasted and quackers!
If I were the AMA, I’d investigate until I found our what doctor did this and take his license…..if he has one.
This (among others) is one of the times I rue mass media. I so wish I had never learned of this.
Gotta fill that 24/7 news cycle with something, eh? The only saving grace is that there are also a lot of “feel good” stories now that we otherwise would never have heard about. Too bad this garbage comes along with it.
Wait till she finds out some creepy dudes might really like her that way. Oops.
Says she wants nothing to do with guys then wants to be on national TV. She’ll be hounded by guys forever now.