Over at Cee’s blog she asks questions every week to which her readers respond. Bless her heart, when she originated this personal and well-intended feature, I’m sure she didn’t realize that there were wise-asses like me lurking in the blogophere. Since it is apparent she is also a glutton for punishment, I once more post my answers here. Sorry, Cee (again).

1. What would be your preference, awake before dawn or awake before noon?

A. Dawn or noon…. macht nichts. At my age, any time I awaken is cause for great celebration. 

2. If you could choose between Wisdom and Luck, which one would you pick?

A. This one is easy. Andrew Luck. He’s one of the best quarterbacks to ever play in the National Football League. As for Wisdom, I don’t recognize the name. Who does he play for?

3. If you were given the opportunity for free skydiving lessons would you take them?

A. I answer this with a resounding negatrons! 

Why or why not?

A. I once rode the parachute drop at Coney Island when I was a teenager. It took them two hours to clean up the seat afterward. Enough said.

4. Is the glass half empty or half full? 

A. Actually, it’s a clay beer stein so I can’t see the level of the liquid. 

What is in the glass?

A. Three guesses. (Hint: it ain’t water).

5. Bonus question:  What are you grateful for from last week? 

A. Awakening every day between dawn and noon. 

What are you looking forward to in the week coming up?

A. Awakening every day between dawn and noon.

That’s it. But two questions for Cee. Why do you keep tempting me with these questions? Are you the devil?