This just in….cure found for tingle in Chris Matthews’ leg….developing.

I strongly suggest you first read this prior post. It will help greatly in understanding the significance of this news.

For those of you who don’t believe in medical miracles, chew on this. Apparently, after nearly six years of suffering from a cruel affliction called LSFO, or to be more medically precise, Liberosocialisticfawnitisobamanosis Syndrome, Chris Matthews, MSNBC anchor, has found a cure. And it was right in front of him the whole time. Using critical thinking for the very first time after learning about something President Obama did, Matthews suddenly realized the tingling up and down his leg was gone.

As might be expected with such an extended illness, a few minutes later the persistent tingling started to reappear. At that point, Matthews vocalized his displeasure with Obama’s recent prisoner exchange and voila’, the tingle was gone again.

Whether this is just a temporary remission or a true and final cure. Is anyone’s guess. My personal prognostication is the syndrome will return the first time someone reminds him that Joe Biden is just a proverbial “heartbeat away.”


“The tingle. It’s gone!!”