These are the kinds of things that give storks a bad name…..

I am starting a new series (and category) called “Our litigious society”. In this day and age, where people sue and counter sue at the drop of a hat, it seems deserving of its own special place in blog land.  So to start things off in a rousing fashion, I submit the following.

A woman in Ohio is suing an abortion clinic over a botched abortion that resulted in her remaining pregnant and delivering a healthy baby girl. You can read the story to find out the medical reasons she wanted an abortion.

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It doesn’t matter which side of the abortion issue you are on, the point is this: when the baby becomes a little girl and asks where babies come from, I guess “the stork brings you” is off the table now.

With today’s emphasis on the value of being completely honest with our children, would the conversation go something like this?:

“Mommy. where did I come from?”

“Well, dear, to tell the truth, you’re not even supposed to be here.”

“Why not, mommy?”

“Well sweetums, you were going to be a problem for me so I tried to have you killed.”

“If I’m not supposed to be here, then how did I get here?”

“Well bumpkins, the doctor who was supposed to kill you made a mistake.”

“I guess I’m pretty lucky to be here then, huh mommy?”

“Yes honey bun, but the doctor has to pay for this terrible mistake, so I am suing him for not killing you.”

“But aren’t you happy I was born?”

“I certainly am doll baby, you are exhibit #1 in my lawsuit!”

And the beat goes on.