Guess why I won’t fly U.S. Airways…………..

Is it their safety record?

Nope, it’s pretty good.

Is it their baggage fees?

Nah, hey it’s only money.

How about their on time record?

Naw…I’m not in that much of a hurry.

It must be their destination terminals?

Negative. They fly just about everywhere I go.

OK, then why won’t you fly U.S. Airways?

Cuz I might have to sit next to this guy…….

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